Parker and Wyatt crawled into my bed the other morning and Parker mentioned something about Santa Claus bringing presents and Wyatt says to me,
"Santa poops presents...yup he does."
Now that's talent.
Later that afternoon, after Wyatt had already had several accidents, he pooped in his pants. A little frustrated I tried to explain to Wyatt once again that poop belongs in the toilet. This is how our conversation went:
Me: Where does poop go?
Wyatt: In the toilet?
Me: Yep, in toilet.
Wyatt: They're good swimmers
Me: What are good swimmers ?
Wyatt: Poops. Poops are good swimmers.
Makes sense doesn't it?
7 comments:
Lol! Your boys are too cute. I am working on getting Owen to poop in the potty also. I can't get him to sit still on it long enough to go. Do you have any tips?
I like to hear potty talk stories! they are so funny. You can tell Wyatt(if you dare)that because poop are such good swimmers that Uncle Garin says hes 'dropping the kids of at the pool' HAHAHA
Oh my! Boys are so funny. They are going to read this years down the road and laugh all over again. Ha! By the way, thank you so much for Flat Stanley. I thought the pic of Bayden and Parker was so cute!
Oh man! I love Wyatt's one liners! I bet he keeps you laughing!!!
I have a big problem with potty talk too. I agreee it is hard not to join in espesially knowing how you and I were when we were kids!! :)
Wyatt has a real good imagination! Ha! Why do boys seem to have that one track mind? Our boys are always using potty talk, too and sometimes it drives me nuts, and other times I just laugh. Sometimes that get a little too carried away and so I've given them a little bit of vinneger to remember not to. But they do it anyway, of course.
We would have loved to have you!!! We miss you guys!!!!
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